tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73168954331297167542024-03-13T02:41:13.196+00:00Being of Sound Mindlucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.comBlogger131125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-3798862696248322092012-09-26T13:23:00.000+01:002012-09-26T13:23:22.404+01:00Goodbye, Lucewoman<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Not going to apologise for, or excuse my absence. Apologising would be like saying; "sorry fans! I've been busy working on new material (just like all those has-beens on Nevermind the Buzzcocks). I know you've all been on the edge of your seat waiting for the next installment of uncouth nonsense from your smalltown under-stimulated narsisisstic blogger". <br />
I need a laptop, having a computer must be an enormous boon to aid blogging?<br />
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I met some extraordinarily beautiful ladies recently. Really, no exaggeration. The proof exists <a href="http://peeteespalace.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/soul-sisters.html">here</a> <a href="http://vintagevixon.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/when-vix-met-krista-and-clare-curtise.html">here</a> <a href="http://sopastcaring.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/infect-me-with-your-love.html">here</a> and <a href="http://princessprudencediaries.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/bloggers-go-mad-in-walsall-and-other.html">here</a>.<br />
I met Curtise and Clare first and was struck by their clear-skinned radiance and style.There was no awkwardness or bullshit. Clare speaks exactly how people who read stories should speak - softly but concisely and with the right level of animation. Curtise is as wry, funny and engaging in person as she is on her blog.<br />
Krista and Vix were waiting at the station and looked like a pair of ornate pained dolls; so petite, colourful, and pretty with the widest smiles possible. Positivity, fun and a zest for life oozes from their pores and I am so glad Krista was able to come to the UK to meet her soul sister.<br />
Louise and her lovely mum had the most sparkly blue eyes, were so friendly and warm.I want to do it all again, but with ten hours in Second to None (the best second-hand shop I've ever been to) and a whole night of eating, drinking and laughing.<br />
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It's time to delete this blog. It will not be easy, it changed my life and catalogued a range of emotions which will be unique to the time.<br />
I will start a new one, I will keep up with all my favourites, as I have been throughout despite not commenting much.<br />
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I thank everyone who has taken the time to read and comment, everyone who has supported this 'diary'.<br />
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I will see you on my new blog, hopefully.<br />
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Thanks again for reading,<br />
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I'm of for a beautiful tomato Ainsley Harriet Cup a Soup with soya and linseed bread. Jealous?<br />
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lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com50tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-75333166129112711362012-08-17T22:27:00.001+01:002012-08-17T22:27:08.829+01:00The Itchy and Scratchy Show<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I write my blog posts on the smallest, crappest piece of equipment. It doesn't even belong to me; it's Liam's.<div>
Liam reclaimed the Netbook recently, mainly to watch videos on YouTube showing how to teach your Gerbil tricks.</div>
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I agreed to let him have them with the age old warning "you'll have to clean the cage and look after them".</div>
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Itchy and Scratchy are vile creatures. They smell like charity shops used to; of dried wee, greasy hair and dirty bottoms. One Gerbil spends the day trying to scratch a tunnel through the cage, the other hides, like some kind of neurotic, agoraphobic old lady who only eats Nairn's oatcakes, apples and runny yoghurt.</div>
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I watch the desert creatures and feel pity for them, despite all their needs being met, it just doesn't seem right that they live under a fine mist of Lynx in a metal and plastic enclosure. Pink eyes seem to focus on mine every now and then. I melt. What is is about us humans, we HAVE to humanise animals. "Aw, the little one is so clever, the big one is wild, he loves to play". </div>
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What do I find myself doing at 11pm the other night? Why, fashioning an ad-hoc activity centre for the Gerbils from items in the recycling bag (toilet roll tubes and small boxes). "Look Liam, they LOVE it!". All I need to do now is create a little coffee shop for them, and make some bow ties and...a sports car, all pets need a sports car. If only I'd kept my Barbie's Ferrari, they'd look great in that sporting mirrored shades and maybe a sun visor. </div>
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The 'summer' holidays feel strange owing to the absence of summer. I baked bread and cakes with the boys today. It poured with rain solidly and the curtains were drawn early.</div>
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Trips into town are 'in and out' events. I did hear a good line last week though, I'm never switched off;</div>
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"I'm not being funny love, but why order a full English if you don't fucking like pork?"</div>
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Maybe September will be warm, I'll be blogging regularly and commenting regularly. Stranger things have happened..</div>
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Bye for now...</div>
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lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-82975112049633399182012-07-26T11:27:00.002+01:002012-07-26T11:31:42.672+01:00This Summer<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Hooray! Some sunshine; cloudless skies and fully dressed washing lines. Small pleasures.<br />
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I have missed writing nonsense on here. There have been <i>thoughts, tales and so many unanswered questions</i> but also, a sense that I need to make a few changes. Not sure what I want to write about any more. I just want to write.</div>
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There have been numerous encounters with interesting people, especially since I've been using public transport more often.<br />
Charity shopping has been avoided in favour of de-cluttering.<br />
I did buy some curtains from a charity shop last week, though. The shop manageress was measuring the curtains (which had just arrived) when I walked into the shop. "These will sell as soon as we put them out" she said.<br />
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Unfortunately, I ended up being party to a conversation which is one of my least favourite topics - home décor.<br />
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Gesturing, as if to give an accurate representation of dimensions, she offered a detailed description of he living-room furnishings<br />
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"I got my wall art <i>yuh" </i><br />
"then I got my silver buddha 'ead <i>yuh"</i><br />
"I got my coffee table yuh, and I got my plasma on <i>tha' </i>wall, then my 'uge mirror on <i>tha' </i>wall. I got teal and terracotta theme I have, and I got all cushions what match, but don't match like, if you know what I mean?"<br />
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They coordinate? I said.<br />
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"yeah! That's the word. I like stuff to match, but I don't like identical stuff. I love my living room, I even keep the table all laid tidy, like they do on TV when they do a makeover. We eat our food on our lap though, nuts, we are!"<br />
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Picnics, parks, streams, scooters, bikes, half-eaten ice-lollies, sunscreen peppered with grit, water pistols, hard skin on my feet, deodorant twice daily, gawping at creosote tans, a red and freckled nose, sweaty grizzly babies, the echoing noises unique to warm open-windowed evenings...all say it's PROPER summertime. Albeit for one week only.<br />
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I'll catch up with you all soon - I've missed you (really!)<br />
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</div>lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-86767422257589299832012-07-06T22:03:00.000+01:002012-07-06T22:06:56.762+01:00Reflection<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Life-changing events are often punctuated with bizarre, moving and downright banal encounters and observations.<br />
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There was the accidental discovery of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Tvy5I-z2o">this</a> video (an attempt to distract the boys) during an emotionally charged exchange with Rob.</div>
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A guy with a personality disorder latched on to me, I was already late for the school run. He'd emptied a large bag of peanuts for some crazed pigeons to feast on, and my niece, captivated, approved. I was loathe to deny her the chance to witness such an entertaining spectacle (she's only 1) and also loathe to engage with the chap (but he had other ideas). </div>
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A mother at the school telling me she'd had a "horrendous day" because she had passed loose stools. I listened and made all the right sympathetic noises, while all the time thinking that my day had been possibly more challenging than hers, for reasons I won't go into.</div>
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Watching the boys eat Fairtrade bananas (the headmaster is obsessed with the <a href="http://www.eco-schoolswales.org/home.asp">Eco-Schools</a> concept) smothered in chocolate sauce, with obvious enthusiasm and delight, while swallowing the tears of sadness and pangs of guilt. Such innocence.</div>
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My birthday (Wednesday) was celebrated in two parts. Drinks at The Merlin; a pub around the corner. Mid-nineties decor; terracotta and Fluer de Lys; too many televisions; a man who should have gone home at lunchtime. I just wanted a quiet chat. Firmly but politely, I told the animated gent that although I found his anecdotes very entertaining, I'd appreciate some time to talk to my friends without distraction. "Some people got no fuckin' sense of humour" was his sharply observed reply.</div>
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Later on, at home, I enjoyed coffee and cake with a friend from childhood. We chatted to the very open, honest, warm, beautiful and funny <a href="http://peeteespalace.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/frocking-friday.html">Krista</a> at midnight via Skype. Krista sent me a parcel full of delightful treats, handmade gifts and wonderful garments for my birthday. I cannot thank her enough.</div>
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Thanks to <a href="http://faithhopeandcharityshopping.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/winners-vintage-fashion-fair-london.html">Lakota</a> for the beautiful Origami card and hand made earrings.</div>
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lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-50390423775168286652012-06-29T08:02:00.001+01:002012-06-29T08:02:32.012+01:00Interlude<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Hello.<br />
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I see so many inspiring photographs on blogs. Beautifully captured moments which tell a story. Artistic skill and attention to detail, sound knowledge of software, photography techniques and creative display methods.<div>
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The boys were home from school on Friday. They watched <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317705/">The Incredibles</a>.</div>
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Here's the photographic evidence...</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Iron bridge (no sore lips for me)</td></tr>
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</div>lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-15495803514349543612012-06-18T21:13:00.000+01:002012-06-18T21:13:05.885+01:00The Human Chrysalis<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The novelty of being able to traipse the charity shops alone is starting to wear off. Weekday meanders through Pontypridd are rarely uplifting experiences.<br />
Today, I felt out of place owing to the absence of a walking stick, buggy, carer or bag of cans.<br />
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I entered Barnrdo's charity shop. Upon noticing the volunteer on duty, <span style="background-color: white;">I steeled myself</span><span style="background-color: white;">. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;">In her early seventies; tall, slender and immaculately groomed, Barbara cuts a rather elegant figure. Long fingernails coated in thick pearlised pink polish set off her heavily accessorised fingers. Beige hair and custard-cream toned clothing lead you down to three-tone metallic leather shoes.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;">Barbara loves to chat, I have lost count of the number of times she's told me about her successful. childless daughters. "I wish one of them was simple, I'd have had grandchildren then!"</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">The conversation starts,</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">"Hiya love, how's the boy doing?"</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">"Sonny loves school Barbara, how are you?"</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">Why do I ask? <i>Why?</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">"Well, I'm still alive love!!"</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">A young man enters the shop with an unlit rolled-up cigarette perched between his dry lips. His demeanour is </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;">nervous, impatient, like a criminal waiting for an accomplice to finish the 'job'.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">Barbara often attempts to engage the whole shop in a </span><span style="background-color: white;">conversation, even on very busy days, gesturing at his roll-up, she says:</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">"Never smoked, me. Never tried it. Don't know what it tastes like"</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">Still rifling through a rail of faded mid-nineties t-shirts, the nervy smoker pipes up:</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">"Wish I'd never bloody tried it" </span><br />
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Barbara then treated us to a rather fantastical story (though who I am to doubt the truth in it?)<br />
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<i>My mother smoked all her life, loved her fags, she did. I had to take my burgundy velvet curtains to the dry cleaners after her visits.</i><br />
<i>When she was dying, I had her living with me, I kept her alive for a year, I did, the doctor told me that. Anyway, she gave up smoking. </i><br />
<i>One day, she was in the bathroom [I've got TWO bathrooms in my detached bungalow] and she called me, screaming, she was.</i><br />
<i>I walked in, and had the shock of my life! All of her skin had shed, in one layer. Like a sheet, it was.</i><br />
<i>The doctor said it's from giving up smoking. She looked like a young girl.</i><br />
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Bemused, I left the shop and headed home.<br />
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Why the detail about two bathrooms?<br />
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At home, I thought about looking for a job. </div>lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-2115871290068801452012-06-14T13:56:00.003+01:002012-06-14T13:56:55.121+01:00A story<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Shanti, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 20px;">The opening paragraph was written by author Rosmund Lupton, entries were to follow this with a first chapter of between 800 and 1000 words.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Shanti, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 20px;">You have to buy the magazine to read the first prize entry, the two runner-up entries can be read <a href="http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/fashion/archive/2012/06/12/read-the-two-runners-up-entries-for-grazias-orange-first-chapter-competition.htm">here</a>.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Shanti, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 20px;">I wonder if my attempt is a little disjointed and cheesy, but i did enjoy writing it, and will keep practising... </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Shanti, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><i>The swaying of the train made her hands grip around her bag as if it was anchored and could support her. Outside the window, the trees were a blur of greens and it seemed to the woman as if it were the trees not the train which were moving, hurrying away from her, putting green distance between them. She’d started the journey with clearly defined logical reasons for it, which she’d neatly stacked up like a wall. But the rocking of the train, the judder as it had speeded up, had toppled them and the truth was now visible, poking out and ugly to her. Outside the window the moving haze of green trees was replaced by the still hard edges of a grey platform. She’d arrived.</i></span>
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People moved hurriedly and purposefully. Martha slowly looked around, she needed to find her bearings. The toilets were dimly-lit, with mirrors protected by sheets of scratched perspex. It was hazy, but the reflection clearly showed a tired and pained face.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The city, awash with dirty water. Fluorescent shop lighting and occasional flashes of flowing pillar-box red hair stopped it looking like a black and white film set.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Heavy rain forced people to bow their heads. Perfect funeral weather, a sad sky mourned the loss of its sun.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">There was an hour to kill, easy in an identikit post-industrial city. Familiar cafes, familiar shops, unfamiliar faces.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Something about the narrow shopping arcade beckoned, perhaps she was lured by the unknown. Shops and cafes manned by owners, not staff, with handwritten signs - unique places.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Martha chose a cafe which screamed </span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Shabby Chic, </span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">jars filled with marshmallows, sugared almonds and macaroons adorned the shelves. Myriad pastel hues and subtle lighting, sweet peas in old bottles on the table, very cosy. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Good coffee and robust home-baked cakes were usually a delight to the senses but</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">now, all she could stomach was a pot of delicately perfumed Earl Grey. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">To distract herself from thoughts of the afternoon ahead, Martha looked out of the window. An elderly couple glanced at the chalkboard menu. His face looked as though it had been painted with a wishy-washy mix of purple, white and red. The lady shook her head - prices too high and coffee not milky enough, probably.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Time and aging, regret and longing - never righting the wrongs. Such thoughts enveloped Martha in despair. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"The wettest week I've known for years" said the cafe owner. Martha could tell she was the owner, there was so much pride in the way she wiped the distressed oak tables and organised everything. Welcoming the distraction of dialogue, she searched her mind for a rhetorical response. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Good or bad for business? I mean, in some ways people will be drawn to shelter, but others will just opt to stay home".</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Business ticks over, you never know when you're in for a rush or a lull.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Martha ran her fingers over the scroll pattern on her teaspoon and wiped the pale amber drips of tea from outside the cup. As if sensing her need for distraction, the cafe owner asked if this was the first time she had visited. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Only, we have a loyalty scheme, I can give you a card if you'll be coming back".</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"I used to live here, but I'm only here for the day. I will take a card though, I may be back - you never know".</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Though, Martha could never imagine coming back.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">With the spoon lined up equidistant from the cup and saucer, chair placed squarely back in place, it was time to leave. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Martha caught her reflection in a large blacked-out window. There she was - a slightly padded version of the young lady who had spent many nights in that city. Dancing and drinking, every last penny wasted trying to create the perfect weekend, to blank out reality and forget.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Feeling anonymous among the sea of faces, she drew comfort from blending in with her surroundings, being part of the shuffling throng. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Occasionally, someone would catch her attention and come into sharp focus. One lady had been on the same train, she wore a cerise mac. The tie belt skirted dangerously close to the ground on one side. Martha longed to pull the belt, even it up.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">There was a longing to straighten out so many things in her life. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Looking up at the sky as grey gulls floated and swooped, hungry for fast food, Martha took a very deep breath.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">It was almost time to go to the chapel, no going back. Surely this journey still had a purpose? She refused to even consider using the word </span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">closure, </span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">all hope of that was gone.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The taxi rank was in the same place as years ago, only now there were double the number of cabs. Flashbacks to teetering on four inch heels across the cobbled paving, chips in hand, cold exposed arms covered in goosebumps. Of ending a night out feeling sad, wishing it could go on forever, music, laughter and bright lights instead of that thump of dark silence. These memories didn’t feel at all distant.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Martha’s heart and stomach became overwhelmed with spasms of pulsating anxiety, getting into a taxi was the final part of her journey and made the feelings she’d experienced on the train fade into insignificance. </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Perhaps it was a good thing - encountering the world’s nosiest, chattiest taxi driver. If only he hadn’t decided to talk about the funeral.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Union Chapel, eh? I’m guessing from the black outfit that you’re going to a funeral...clever me eh?”</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">It was hard to reply, despite it being obvious this was not a quirky date with a fellow wearer of sombre black attire, she wanted to keep the details to herself.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Yes, the funeral is at 1.30, I’ve come down from up North”</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“That's gonna be a busy one, good job you’ll be getting there early. Terrible when someone young dies, innit? Such a waste.” </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The taxi driver had summed up her feelings. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Such</span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> a waste. Twenty years of waiting, thinking, dreaming and hoping. A past brought to life and shattered so suddenly.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">All that loneliness and heartache for this, a chance to say goodbye for the second and last time. Martha felt the physical pain of grief stab her coldly and deeply. Smoothing down her skirt, she paid the driver as he said “I’ll see you again love”.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">They had been her final words to her son.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span></b></div>lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-83918082727115789022012-06-06T23:42:00.000+01:002012-06-06T23:42:24.617+01:00Premonitions, Scratch-Cards, Shelters<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Yesterday we enjoyed the wettest, coldest, smallest and most modest 'street' party imaginable. Huddled under a <i>skilfully</i> erected tarpaulin shelter, we learned a lot...<br />
...rain doesn't matter when you're aged between 7 months and 10 years old.<br />
Crisps are all you need to fuel children.<br />
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Who <b>really</b> cares what anyone thinks about the royal family? They're here, they're normal people masquerading as some kind of other-worldly beings, and I don't envy them at all. Maybe I envy Middleton's waistline, but that's it. Waving, having a Maureen from Psychoville hairdo, listening to obsequious and nervous idiots telling you stuff you couldn't care less about - a tough job.<br />
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The best thing I read about the whole Jubilee shenanigans was <a href="http://frikosmusings.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/tv-diamond-jubilee.html">this</a> post.<br />
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At the corner shop this afternoon, I was overwhelmed by a sudden and irresistible urge to purchase a lottery scratch-card. Gambling isn't an addiction I can imagine fully immersing myself in. Maybe alcoholism,.definitely food, possibly class B drugs. Throwing money around chasing unattainable larger sums of money, only to throw that away if a miracle occurs - no thanks.<br />
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I remember my mother's friend saying her agoraphobic sister had a mild prescription painkiller dependency - "she pops a couple of Co-Proxamol and then she's on QVC buying all sorts of crap". That sounds great fun. Maybe I'll try that when I'm elderly.<br />
<br class="Apple-interchange-newline" />I was in the shop quite a while, rather like a 1950's housewife, I while away plenty of time there, eager to catch a bit of juicy gossip, or witness some blog-worthy display of uncouth human behaviour.<br />
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The green veg at the shop had turned grey - I offered to make some soup for Saj to sell at a pound per cup. My entrepreneurial skills know no bounds.<br />
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Saj declined my offer, and I won NOTHING on the scratch-card.The customers were mainly purchasing cigarettes and alcohol (recession? What recession!).<br />
Back to the drawing board for me.<br />
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Earlier this evening, I picked Liam up from his dad's house.<br />
Liam was supposed to be camping this week with his friend, dad, and dad's partner. As Liam's dad was playing golf, I chatted to his partner about the abandoned camping trip. Much bickering had ensued following an attempt to erect the tent in gale-force winds and torrential rain on a sodden field. Liam's dad was determined to get the tent up, determined to laugh in the face of wind, rain, mud, grumpy pre-teens and a simpering, damp, smelly coquettish dog.<br />
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"Men!" I exclaimed in a cliché and over-the-top tone. "Why do they feel the need have to prove themselves by providing an inferior shelter, when they have a perfectly sturdy,cosy and functional home?".<br />
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I was, of course, referring to the tarpaulin shelters which took Rob, Ken and Stuart (plus various other gentlemen in the street who rubbed their chins, squinted and laughed before retiring to the safety of their brick-built castles) two hours to tether in place<br />
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I must admit though, despite much tutting, eye-rolling and negativity from us ladies, it was great being outdoors; watching the children play happily and mingling with people I was barely on nodding terms with before.<br />
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I also got to meet Sue, the lady I said this about in a previous post:<br />
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"<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arimo; font-size: 13px; line-height: 21px;"><i>A new addition to my 'I've seen you before' file, intrigues me. I reckon I'll get to know her one day, she seems worth getting to know. I like her clothes and the way she looks up, not just around. I'd say she's in her mid forties, lives alone, and suffers from depression - her eyes look quite sad, like they're desperate to be rinsed out with cold water and shown a bright picture."</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arimo; font-size: 13px; line-height: 21px;">Turns out, she has recently moved into the next street, and is very pleasant indeed.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arimo; font-size: 13px; line-height: 21px;"> Sue is joining a few friends and I for drinks tomorrow night. My premonition was right. Fancy that!</span><br />
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I've been itching to link up with <a href="http://faithhopeandcharityshopping.blogspot.co.uk/">Lakota's</a> Tah-Dah Tuesday, but, what to 'Tah-Dah'?<br />
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I don't make many things these days, maybe the odd card, but nothing as impressive as a pair of shorts fashioned from a curtain, a la <a href="http://vintagevixon.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/short-weekend-return-of-curtain-couture.html">Vix</a><br />
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It has to be charity shop buys, and not even modelled by me, just quick snapshots taken late last night, I was too hot and bothered to put underwear on and stand there posing in my finds.<br />
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I had been looking forward to a 'day off' last Friday, no niece to look after, and no skip to fill. Charity shopping and maybe a cuppa in the sunshine sat opposite the meat van man (he spends the day shouting crass double entendres, and running down his ex-wife into an echoing mouthpiece).<br />
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I did very well with the charity shopping, 2 pairs of shorts, a dress, a vest top, 2 t-shirts, an encounter with a paranoid and charmless customer who insulted the staff in the most abhorrent way imaginable.<br />
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I also had another haircut. After years of no haircut - two within 6 weeks.<br />
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I also made a card, inspired by Mexican Goddess <a href="http://www.vpjlm.com/2012/05/hemsby-friends.html">Todo Dorado</a>:<br />
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</div>lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-17378510809736911102012-05-22T00:13:00.002+01:002012-05-22T00:13:52.021+01:00Lucy, she's here to help*<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The soles of my feet look as though I've hacked at the hard skin with a cheese grater. My back, if it could talk, would be saying "why did you make me lift 3 tons of rubble today?". My hands feel like Velcro.<br />
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"I'll help you strip some walls, Charmaine". That had been a very genuine offer to my running partner and school friend last week. Having finally sold her cramped house, Charmaine is now faced with the task of gutting and renovating her new house, as quickly as possible. </div>
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I assumed her new house was on Berw Road (pronounced 'Ber - roo'). Whenever it was discussed, Berw Road was mentioned.<br />
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"I'll see you over there Luce, I've got to rush back to meet the skip man"<br />
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I was slightly late getting the boys to school, we walked. Sonny insisted on climbing every wall on the way, and there were various heated debates over who should press the button for the green man (at all FOUR crossings).<br />
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I had hoped Charmaine would accompany me on the walk to her new house. Directions were shouted to me over the school wall. "Police station side, Berw Road, you can't miss it".<br />
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I walked almost a mile out of my way. Thank goodness for mobile phones. The new house is BEHIND Berw Road. I also received a text from my friend Rosa asking if I could look after her daughter, I felt awful saying no.<br />
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I changed into 'work clothes' (it's been a while) and found myself in labourer mode for a couple of hours.<br />
We lugged huge pieces of wood, smashed up a bath, snapped, sawed, heaved, lobbed, and dragged all manner of detritus into the skip.<br />
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It was getting hotter, and with no running water, we were forced to work without a toilet or refreshment break.<br />
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I soon realised some of the rubbish destined for the skip, would fit in the car and could be taken to the tip instead. I offered to drive there in Charmaine's sister's (tiny) car.<br />
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Bags stuffed into the car, just enough room for the driver. Off I went. I've been to the tip loads of times. This time, I couldn't find it.<br />
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"Hmm", I thought. "I can't go back with all this stuff". I dumped it at my house to save the embarrassment of explaining myself.<br />
"Rob will have to take it".<br />
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Annoyed once again at my poor navigational skills, back to the house I went.<br />
Another hour of manual labour, lots of dry-heaving from Charmaine upon discovering soiled underpants, washing-up bowls housing thick pools of dark green fetid slime, and myriad molluscs, worms and spiders.<br />
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There was slight sadness too - the old lady who had lived at this house before dying two years ago had children - why couldn't they be bothered to clear her home?. Holiday snaps, toys, clothes, all manner of possessions - just left for a stranger to discard.<br />
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Soon after midday, I was most relived to hear Charmaine suggest we 'call it a day'. I had to fit in having a bath (no shower in my house) cooking dinner, and organising snacks, gym kits and drinks for the boys' Monday evening gymnastics class.<br />
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I hobbled the 15 minute walk home, pulsating blisters smarting. I took a route along a street which has numerous solicitors offices, the Citizen's Advice Bureau, housing charity offices and leads to the bus station. The worst examples of human nature can be found along this road, rather like a zombie-apocalypse catwalk.<br />
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A couple zig-zagged towards me. Underweight, yellow-toned skin, vacant, staring eyes. They were arguing over who had the most tobacco in their rolled-up cigarette. I wonder if they went on to argue about the green man?<br />
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A girl approached me, pink hoodie with a light sheen of grime, off-white tracksuit bottoms, trainers and the expression of someone severely constipated.<br />
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"'scuse me love, can you lend me a quid? I need £4.50 to get to Aberdare, I only got £3.50"<br />
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I felt sorry for her. She looked around 18, and her teeth looked 118 - as though they'd been daubed with a coat of mahogany varnish, and etched with a pointed tool in a freestyle fashion.<br />
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I gave her £!, and, rather patronisingly, said "you should say please when you ask someone a favour".<br />
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I resisted the urge to say "I want it back, with interest!" and "It's not <i>can you lend me, </i>it's <i>could I borrow"</i><br />
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I came home to a house full of someone else's junk, and slumped.<br />
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Gymnastics class was chaos - the waiting room is tiny, boiling hot, and packed with parents, older siblings, tired babies, people eating smelly food and people talking too loud. This is where I feel most sympathy for children with Autism who are noise-sensitive, I cannot bear the sensory overload, so goodness knows how they feel.<br />
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*title taken from a <a href="http://www.mymovies.net/player/default.asp?t=Harry+Hes+Here+to+Help+-+Trailer&trid=874%7C339&filmid=874&s=3&n=3">film</a> I like - "Harry, he's here to help"</div>
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I have made many a light-hearted jibe about Christianity (or religion in general) on this blog.<br />
I cannot bring myself, though, to say I'm an Atheist.. Mainly because I'm under-educated.<br />
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I choose not to read books which suggest the Bible is full of shit, because any book can be full of shit, including a book suggesting the Bible is full of shit (and I'm guessing that the enlightened among you are thinking that makes me highly ignorant for saying that, and you'd be right).<br />
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When I was around 12 years old, I went through what must have been a pre-teen crisis. I decided to seek out attention in a variety of ways, one of which was to be baptised. My mother purposely chose not to have my brother or me Christened as babies. <br />
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Anther attention-seeking activity included spraying my hair with 2 bottles of <i>Sun-In </i>(peroxide) turning it a rusty-iron colour. Team that hair colour with a giant blue shirt belonging to my dad, a marker-pen thick slick of eyeliner, and a very tight, very long black skirt, and I'm ready for my school photo.<br />
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The baptism was an anti-climax. Bible study classes were boring, and any questions I asked the vicar were answered with "read the Bible - you'll find all the answers".<br />
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I did read the Bible, it's a good read, I wrote down a lot of the quotes and still have the book. Alongside crude drawings of dresses I had designed, are quotes like<i> "I will bless those who bless you, and curse those who curse you".</i><br />
I suppose a lot of what appealed to me at the time centred around 'love'. I've yet to meet an Atheist who believes love doesn't exist (outside the survival of the human race realm).<br />
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Sitting on the fence with regards to religion is not something I'm proud about. Having said that, I struggle to commit to anything because I challenge every fleeting thought, suggestion by others, idea, action, feeling....<br />
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Get a group of people together in any setting, and a loud-mouth control freak with an army of followers, a rebel, and a quiet outsider will emerge.<br />
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In the workplace, there will always be someone who talks a good game, captivates everyone, but does very little else. What motivates people to shy away or follow?<br />
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Religion aside, I found this video interesting. If you can bear to spare ten minutes, I know that is a MASSIVE amount of time in internet terms. Maybe like a six hour shift at a components factory with no toilet break<br />
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I would put my motivtion down to a quest to find 'the answer' and I know I'll never find it. Even though I don't doubt for a second that <b>the answer</b> is 42. yes, <a href="http://www.misfitsvintage.com/2012/04/i-am-having-my-cake-and-eating-it-too.html">Sarah</a> - you said it best.<br />
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The living room was just bathed a lime-green glow, as if a filter had been put on a giant torch. Quite soothing. I wonder if I'll ever have a 'sitting room' or a 'drawing room'. Standing only in this room, I'm afraid, and don't even THINK about doodling in any of my rooms. <i>Lounge</i> is an awful word, just like 'turbo' and 'greet'. I overheard a lady in IKEA say that she wanted a "chayze LOUNGE" once. I never wet back to IKEA.</div>
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<b>The Jeremy Kyle Show</b> - short-arsed former gambling addict, Kyle, uses his narcissism and overblown self-righteousness to deride, ridicule, anger and embarrass unfortunate people. </div>
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The four women 'celebrity' hosts will invariably be very sarcastic about<i> men</i>, look <i>past their best</i>, and are inexperienced regarding the topics they discuss. Like Kyle, they'll be brimming with a sense of self-importance:<br />
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It turned out they were half brothers. The heartbreak, shock and devastation was clear to see:</div>
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Friday, I remember when Fridays meant the working week was over.The week doesn't really have a beginning or end these days. Mondays and Fridays are 'free' (between 9 and 3) but I usually have to fit in shopping, ironing cleaning and crap things like that on those days.<br />
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Today, I joined 3 friends (Helen, Meryem and Gail) for lunch at Wetherspoons (pub chain). I have a sinus and chest infection, and didn't want to go. It's so dark in there, and the food isn't worth bothering with, if you ask me. I'm happy to just drink tea.<br />
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The customers were either ageing chaps with mild to severe alcohol dependency and a penchant for sportswear teamed with <a href="http://2012olympicsblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Medallion-ring-Elizabeth-Duke.jpg">Elizabeth Duke</a> jewellery, or young ladies with babies and bloated toddlers.<br />
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I enjoyed the conversation, we discussed the decline of literacy skills in today's youth.<a href="http://pullingitoff.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/titter-ye-not-oh-go-on-then.html">Keshling</a> shared her thoughts on the matter recently too.<br />
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About 12 years ago, Rosa went to Ibiza with a friend, spent the week drinking and eating, and had put on a tiny bit of weight. She didn't have a boyfriend at the time, and had a very deep tan. During an argument with Rosa about a stretched t-shirt, Tina exclaimed "Fuck off you fat orange LESBIAN".</div>
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I decided against asking a doctor for help to stop me feeling sad. I guessed I'd eventually feel sadder for taking tablets. I'm pretty sure I'm not clinically depressed. It's my lifestyle getting me down. Eating too much, exercising too little, few interests outside the home...<br />
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I sat with Clare on Sunday morning and wrote a five-year plan. It pains me to admit it, sounds like something I would laugh at.<br />
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On Saturday morning, I was delighted to receive a surprise package from <a href="http://sopastcaring.blogspot.co.uk/">Curtise</a>. The scarf reminds me of the blog header. The turquoise bangle is the missing twin of my black one - how sweet. There were also purple tights in the package, which I wore today with my 'new' granny shoes. Don't you just love it when someone describes your outfit, or a meal you've prepared as 'interesting'?<br />
That's what I was told about both recently. "Shit shoes and unpalatable meal Lucy". That's whatyou WANTED to say, isn't it?<br />
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Thanks Curtise - you got my weekend off to a brilliant start with your kindness.<br />
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So, this week, I started to clear my wardrobe.My wardrobe rail had buckled with the weight of all my coats, I was forced to get rid of 50% of my clothes.<br />
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I spoke to a blogger who has been following me since the start - she was as lovely as her <a href="http://faithhopeandcharityshopping.blogspot.co.uk/">blog</a>. Swore more than I imagined, but in a posh voice (!).<br />
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I wore a light rain jacket, it belongs to Liam. It's a garish garment, I look awful in it, but with the exception of trainers and lycra trousers, I refuse to shell out on special running clothes.<br />
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I was dreading the run, I knew I'd wheeze and struggle, and imagined every passer-by thinking "look at that poor fat lady trying to keep up with those skinny girls".<br />
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We ran along a cycle track, dodging dogs and their turds, inhaling the odd gnat, commented about it being nice to get out of the house, escape the children for a while.<br />
By the time we were back on the main road, after about a mile and a half, Vicky spotted a former running partner of hers, he stopped to talk. I don't like stopping when I run. He told us about completing the London marathon, introduced his girlfriend, who looked less than pleased about running with him, and about talking to us.<br />
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Once we resumed running, we quickly picked up the pace. I needed my asthma pump. Unbeknownst to me, a few pea-sized pieces of pocket debris had collected in the mouthpiece of the pump. These made their way straight into my respiratory system, causing me to choke, splutter, cough and spit. I was unable to take a deep enough breath to speak, and explain what had happened.<br />
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I was tagged, by <a href="http://www.sarahhague.com/2012/04/motherhood-meme.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogspot%2FabhTR+%28St+Bloggie+de+Riviere%29&utm_content=Google+UK">Sarah</a> to answer questions on motherhood in a meme.<br />
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Despite all my whining, I genuinely like children, and always have. Not just mine, or my relatives'. I like naughty children and cheeky children too, which is a good job.<br />
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A beautiful nightmare<br />
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My mum was a bit older, had no family around to help, and didn't have many places to go and meet other mothers.<br />
Motherhood seems to bring the same major highs and lows, no matter who you are.<br />
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You don't ever know if you're doing it right<br />
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I went from being an irresponsible lager lout who spent all her wages on clothes and booze, to a 21 year old mum in an awful relationship all within a year. The steepest learning curve imaginable. You realise what you were capable of all along, it's a progression, you grow and change all the time anyway<br />
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Illness, addiction, heartbreak, rejection, vile in-laws, obesity, depression, continued global financial crisis....it goes on forever<br />
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Hello! I'm fresh from a weekend away which involved sleeping off an anti-histamine induced coma, leading to my eyes looking as though they were welded together (with what resembled a finished bowl of cornflakes left to harden all day - the joys of conjunctivitis).<br />
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I also fitted in an afternoon car boot sale ('ow much for the shampoo luv? "I wanna quid forrit, only used it a couple'a times see") and a walk by the seaside "mummy, this is BORING, I want to go to the fair and the 'musements, walking is RUBBISH!.<br />
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So, the weekend is over now, nearly.<br />
I'm finishing off the wine I opened Saturday, but was too sleepy to drink. It's acidic beyond belief, and playing havoc with my palate, which is peppered with blisters from being too impatient to wait for my curry to cool down the other night. Waste not, want not,<br />
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The children have another week off, our Easter break seems to have started a week later than England's schools. This week, I shall be shouting, sighing a lot, telling my three boys and my 9 month old niece (who listens the best) that I "haven't sat down since 6.30 am" and peeling potatoes, I always seem to be peeling potatoes.<br />
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I will continue to dream about having a house with an Aga and flagstone tiling. I will continue to pretend I'm living inside a film set, the film is about a nondescript mum of three who finds herself living a very exciting life rescuing orphans Princess Diana style, by smiling at them with my head to one side, I'll be dressed in a white shirt and jeans to look normal, but really, the outfit costs thousands.<br />
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I will give Liam £2 in the hope he entertains himself with it all day and won't require any further attention. I will suggest we all make cakes, then regret it. All they want to do is crush an egg with one hand and then eat the raw mixture (it's mine, all mine!). I will make small talk with my neighbour, it seems a fitting thing to do, she's only 4'9".<br />
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I will do loads and loads of washing, and hope it's a nice drying day. I will watch the seagulls circle the sky, hungry for the chicken carcasses from Sunday's roasts. I will tell Saj (I love how Raj has been replaced by Saj at the corner shop) that I have 3 kids, not 4. The baby is my niece. He may or may not ask me if my jacket is 'forrin' - "your clothes are forrin, no? I not seen anything like them before".<br />
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I will fill the sink with hot soapy water and leave endless dishes 'to soak'.<br />
I will let Ricky watch Fireman Sam, briefly, before the awful 'Welsh' accents drive me to despair.<br />
I will check for texts and emails, tutting as I realise the emails are from the bank and texts are telling me how much compensation I might get for "the accident you had". What 'accident'? I've always looked like this (boom boom!).<br />
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I will sigh some more, I will feel useless. I will have a good long think and maybe even make an appointment to see the doctor.<br />
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I had my hair cut Friday (it's been years).<br />
It was the first time I'd met the hairdresser, she's also an Optician! I ended up telling her a lot about my life, she emphasized. She said I seemed really down, and really confused. Suggested I may be properly depressed, not just 'fed up' as I've been telling everyone for ages. Recommended a brand of Antidepressants.<br />
I'm not sure.<br />
I'm sure I feel sad too much, I'm unable to make decisions because I worry incessantly about potential bad outcomes, I'm easily distracted, a little noise and light sensitive at times. Obsessive about doing things 'right' (even little thing like recycling) or I beat myself up for ages about it. I'm either eating all the time, or dieting and exercising like a lunatic.<br />
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I hide my feelings well, I vent here, but in 'real life' I'm not such a misery, honestly.<br />
Am I depressed, or just human and need to accept that, and GET OVER IT? Will the Doctor decide or do I have to decide?<br />
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Sh*t, now I'm in a panic thinking that readers will be saying "she's after praise and attention all the time" (what with my last post being about appearance).I'm also in a panic thinking you may think I just said that to feel better. Or, that you think I'm a right freak who needs to get over herself. Those thoughts are fleeting, not tinged with all-consuming paranoia at all...I am OK. I'm <i>always </i>OK.<br />
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Anyhow, I decided against buying this:<br />
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<br /></div>lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-88966507580225002012012-04-11T20:23:00.000+01:002012-04-11T20:23:44.458+01:00Does my self-esteem look big in this?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I bought two late 1970's <a href="http://www.comicsuk.co.uk/images/Annuals/Diana/DianaAnnual_1978.jpeg">Diana</a> annuals from a charity shop yesterday. I can't resist them, it must be the lure of double-entendre laden stories, the photographs of legends such as Gary Glitter and Alvin Stardust, and the excellent advice on how to make the most of yourself.<br />
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Romance, make-up tips, pop music and basic home-economics, all in one easy to read book with the odd quiz and crossword - a tried and tested formula to entertain teen and pre-teen girls for generations.<br />
One article made me smile, it offered advice on staying fit and making yourself look attractive based on whether you live in a city or in the country. <i>I'm guessing you city girls take the bus or get Dad to drop you off at school? Trouble is, not walking enough will make you unfit and won't keep you trim.</i><br />
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If you live in a remote village though, "such as the Orkneys" <i>you may really be up against it when it comes to hair care. </i>There's also an assumption that living in such a place will mean your parents don't allow you to wear eye make-up (but who needs mascara when there's Vaseline?).<br />
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Findings of a study recently conducted by <a href="http://girlsattitudes.girlguiding.org.uk/home.aspx">Girlguiding UK</a> were recently published. 1,100 girls aged between 7 and 21 were asked questions relating to issues such as weight, body-image, plastic surgery, marriage, the environment and education. None of the 'worrying' findings surprise me (click the link to see survey results).<br />
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I don't blame the media, men, mothers, or anyone/thing else for the lack of body confidence and general positive self-esteem in today's young woman. It's just nature, surely? Men are programmed to look for a mate who will make good breeding material, and vice versa. Child-bearing hips, boobs suitable for feeding a baby, healthy hair and skin, and knows how to cook a chicken? Perfect.<br />
I just don't know where this notion of ideally being THIN comes from. Thin means malnourished, possibly infertile and weak, or does it? Do men like 'thin' women? Maybe some men do because it makes them feel stronger, protective or paternal.<br />
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What is the ideal body shape? Tall, slim with big boobs, tiny waist, rounded bum, slim legs and nice feet (models always have huge feet!)? Do you know anybody this shape? I'm not even sure being tall is desirable, sweet little girlie type celebrities often end up being in the top 5 'world's sexiest/most beautiful women' category.<br />
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I know I've never felt 'right'. I see myself as clumsy, heavy on my feet, fat-bellied, awkward, ungainly and unkempt. I could do something about all of these things, and have tried in the past. My weight always goes back up, periods of grooming myself well don't last, and any attempts to behave more ladylike go out of the window after a large glass of wine/pint of beer. I pretty much turn into my father; become one of the lads.<br />
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Personality counts for a lot with both sexes, I just don't think you believe this as a female when you're young. It's competitive, a hormone-fuelled battle to win the top prize (the 'top prize in my fourth year at high school turned out to be gay). You don't work on your jokes, on your finer understanding of the rules of sport, on your slow-cooked leg of lamb with a redcurrant reduction, you just obsess about your face and body. You realise your face and body were OK when it's too late (despite warnings from your mother and other females). Someone can say "you look nice" 100 times, but if you don't feel it, there's no way it will sink in. Someone can tell say "you look fat" just once, and that's it. You will forever feel fat and unattractive.<br />
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Women try to look younger, slimmer, prettier and always have, we always will. That's not a bad thing. The bad thing is thinking that the path to happiness lies in 'becoming' something or someone. I think I'll always struggle with that stupid cycle of diet-weight-gain-diet-self-doubt, self-hate and unrealistic self-imposed standards of being a good 'woman'. If it means trying your best though, I'm definitely doing that, just not all the time!<br />
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<br /></div>lucy joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04863146546863419637noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7316895433129716754.post-17058453059949904152012-04-07T10:18:00.000+01:002012-04-07T10:22:35.689+01:00Food, glorious food<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Yesterday evening, I watched several episodes of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00llpvp">Human Planet</a>. I wish I'd watched it first time around on BBC, because there were commercial breaks every 15 minutes on the channel.<br />
It was almost surreal, watching people put their lives at risk to find food, then sitting on the ground to eat it - cut to advertisements for chocolate cream cheese spread and oversized sofas.<br />
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Back to the programme, and some Inuits are in a handmade kayak trying to throw poisoned spears at a Narwhal (their skin, ounce for ounce, contains as much vitamin C as an orange, apparently).<br />
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On the Ethiopian desert, it's the Hamar women who have the desired navigational skills to trek for 12 hours to get water from the well. That is something I really cannot imagine. I get lost wherever I go, I get lost on the way back from the toilets at a pub, I have THE worst sense of direction imaginable. Navigating a vast expanse of sand? - unthinkable."After the 7th sand dune ridge there's a bush - turn left there" amazing.<br />
Turn the tap on, fill a glass.<br />
"I don't like the taste of water" I have heard countless children and adults say that - the ultimate first world problem.<br />
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In my kitchen cupboards, I have 1kg of rice, 4 different bags of flour, 8 tins of chopped tomatoes, vanilla extract, enough porridge oats to feed us all for a month, turmeric, cumin, Asefotida, chilli powder, garam masala, paprika, peppercorns, balsamic vinegar, soy sauce, Worcester sauce, olive oil....the list goes on.<br />
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Yet, do we really have it so easy? Since giving up work to look after the children, we've slipped further and further into debt. Rob leaves the house just after 7am, gets home at 6pm. In the winter, he doesn't see daylight because his office has no windows. Our monthly shopping bill is more than our mortgage, and that's with me cooking nearly everything from scratch and buying cheaper cuts of meat for stews and casseroles. The supermarket is full of food from every corner of the planet, most of it ends up being processed and laden with salt and or sugar. The packaging ensures a weekly shop fills a huge metal trolley, but if the food was stripped down to it's actual value, in protein, vitamins, minerals, fibre and so forth, it would probably only fill a kitchen sink.<br />
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I know you can have organic meat and vegetable boxes delivered, grow your own, you can shop daily for locally produced food. A friend of mine makes her own washing powder, maybe I should try that. I have gone through phases of avoiding the supermarket, but inevitably there will be something I need to buy in bulk in order to 'save money' (though I don't ever feel I'm saving money).<br />
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Toilet rolls, we roll out between 4 and 5 per week in this house. I don't buy kitchen roll, I got sick of buying things which go straight in the bin after use. You know what? Kitchen roll is not a kitchen essential. I chop up old white towels and use them instead - washable, rinse-able and can be re-used for years. Liquid hand soap is another very wasteful product, all that plastic.<br />
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I suppose my point is, no matter how much man has progressed in the last few thousand years, his day is still taken up with a gruelling 'hunt' for food.<br />
When you've had to wait for the tide to go out under a few metres of ice to quickly source fresh mussels (they had half an hour to dig and collect) and that only happens for a brief period during one season, surely, those mussels will taste much better than that stale tuna sandwich you had half an hour to pop to the Co-Op for during your lunch break?<br />
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Yesterday started on a negative note; an argument at 4 am.<br />
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By 9.05 am, the sun was shining, boys safely ensconced at school, no commitments lay ahead. I wandered around town all morning, partly to enjoy the sunshine, partly to indulge in charity shop therapy and partly to think about the early morning debacle.<br />
I did very well, found <i>the </i>most interesting items of clothing in one day (another photoshoot looms) and, half way through the charity round, enjoyed a custard slice and a pot of tea in The Princes, a delightful Art Deco style cafe.<br />
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I like the font on the signs, and I like the big copper urn. I have dreamt about having a cup of tea and a custard slice on my own there for ages. It took 4 and a half years to finally achieve this goal. It was pleasant, I probably won't do it again until my leg is bandaged.</div>
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It was BOGOF day at the Red Cross charity shop. I came away with four items, only paid for two, the dress I found made my day - I'll show you soon. I chortled at one of the clothing labels, it sounded like something you'd find in the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/095485778X/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=266239&s=books">Profanisaurus</a>.</div>
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I completed a High School Playlist post last week, and then deleted it in a temper because some of the links didn't work. I felt rather silly afterwards, it would have been far easier to delete the links (but Blogger, as well as my good self, was having a funny five minutes).<br />
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So, let's try again. I was tagged, what seems like years ago in blog terms, but it was a fortnight ago, by <a href="http://vintagevixon.blogspot.co.uk/">Vix</a>. to contribute to this:<br />
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I generally did not enjoy school. I had a bad attitude, poor concentration, real trouble with maths and spent all day feeling bored and frustrated. I was good at languages, drama and English, but didn't put much effort in. No regrets, I've been exactly the same at work, bouts of enthusiasm and high energy, followed by me asking myself quietly "what am I doing here?". Yes, I'm the same at home too. The question now is "What am I doing on this planet?".</div>
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The first song I remember listening to with friends at school was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cy5Xn42Ymo">Tom's Diner</a> by Suzanne Vega. I had all her albums by the age of 16, she has a wonderful voice but some of her stuff is so blinkin' boring.</div>
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I dabbled with a few genres, never really got into hip hop or heavy metal like my friends, some tracks will always remind me, fondly, of school. One is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBIajxETI5w">Can I Kick It?</a> by A Tribe Called Quest. </div>
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Isn't it amazing how the brain stores lyrics to songs in your head? I still know all the words despite not listening to this track since my teens. Another is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rcYBP0FdL8&feature=related">Falling to Pieces</a> by Faith No More - it sounds horribly dated to me now but stirs up memories of the feeling of inadequacy which started at puberty (and still stings!)</div>
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As music was, and still is, a major part of my life, I'm struggling to contain the list. I'll omit the obvious artists like Radiohead, The Cure, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Massive Attack etc, because they were a constant for me and so many.</div>
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My friends and I would hang around the Y.M.C.A every school night and fight over what music to listen to. The boys wanted to listen to Metallica and Slayer, us girls wanted to listen to more lightweight stuff. One track we all agreed on though, despite it's heaviness was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rcYBP0FdL8&feature=related">Stigmata</a> by Ministry</div>
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Here's great video to accompany a track which reminds me a lot of school, and of my late friend (<a href="http://lucewoman.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/sat-around-circular-table-with-three.html">more about her here</a>) who I went to see Orbital with, we had £2 each in our pockets and danced the night away</div>
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Another timeless track deeply embedded in me is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf9hvbktgi4">Papua New Guinea</a> by Future Sound of London. Sends a shiver down my spine, so it does<a href="http://www.blogger.com/"></a></div>
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I'd wish I'd have been old enough to fully embrace the rave culture. It's all fair and well hearing how great it was to be a punk, how fantastic the 60's were and to stare in envy at my neighbour Kathryn going out in the eightis looking every inch the <i>one who made it to the Bananarama shortlist</i>, but the Rave culture started when I was a bit too young to fully embrace it, and I feel my age group had a pretty raw deal with music in some ways.</div>
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When I'm trowelling on the slap for a night out, this track always gets me in the mood though - <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQuHvJh_LeA">Playing With Knives</a> by Bizarre Inc. It did back then too.</div>
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And, in light of the beautiful weather, remember this number - <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60&feature=related">It's a Fine Day</a>? I remember seeing it on Top of The Pops, and thinking how brave she was having that hairdo, if you can call it that.</div>
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The main track I remember throughout school, which always seemed to be on is, unsurprisingly by The Smiths</div>
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Lyrics which must resonate with most teenagers at school, surely?</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I am the son</span></div>
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">and the heir</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">of a shyness that is criminally vulgar</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I am the son and heir</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">of nothing in particular</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">You shut your mouth</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">how can you say</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I go about things the wrong way</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I am human and I need to be loved</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">just like everybody else does</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I am the son</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">and the heir</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">of a shyness that is criminally vulgar</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I am the son and the heir</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">of nothing in particular</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">You shut your mouth</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">how can you say</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I go about things the wrong way</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I am human and I need to be loved</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">just like everybody else does</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">There's a club if you'd like to go</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">you could meet somebody who really loves you</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">so you go, and you stand on your own</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">and you leave on your own</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">and you go home, and you cry</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">and you want to die</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">When you say it's gonna happen "now"</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">well, when exactly do you mean?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">see I've already waited too long</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">and all my hope is gone</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">You shut your mouth</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">how can you say</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I go about things the wrong way</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">I am human and I need to be loved</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">just like everybody else does</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Please join in, if you would like to, I won't tag anyone, but urge you to look at <a href="http://vintagevixon.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/my-outfit-parcel-soundtrack-to-my-youth.html">Vix</a>, <a href="http://www.misfitsvintage.com/2012/03/this-song-made-us-dance-until-our-faces.html">Sarah Misfit</a> and <a href="http://sopastcaring.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/new-york-london-paris-munich-everybody.html">Curtise's</a> brilliant contributions.</span></div>
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<i>...and the same wrong link thing happened again, I won't delete it this time - I hope you know what How Soon is Now? sounds like!</i></div>
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When I'm not watching The Jeremy Kyle Show, drinking tea, playing Bingo or knocking back flagons of White Ace cider, you'll find me trawling the charity shops.<br />
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Here is a glimpse of my latest charity shop buys and gifts from fellow bloggers. Guess which charity shop is my favourite?</div>
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Excuse the badly applied make-up, it was all done in a rush. I don't go out looking the colour of <a href="http://i2.listal.com/image/174807/600full-the-amazing-adventures-of-morph-photo.jpg">Morph</a>, honest!</div>
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I hope the slideshow format works, I've never tried before:</div>
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